"If you loves that money that comes in every Sunday but conveniently ignore scriptures that prohibit its practice (Revelation 22:17, 1 Corinthians 9:18, 2 Corinthians 2:17, 3 John 5-8, Matthew 10:8-9), you might be a Christian."
"If you proudly proclaim yourself to be a die-hard follower of Christ but completely deny, hate, and reject the Law-keeping Gospel of the Kingdom of Heaven of Christ, you might be a Christian."
"You might be a Christian if... you call a closet pedophile in a long black tunic dress "Father" though scriptures prohibits ALL 3 practices (Romans 1:26-28, 1 Timothy 1:8-10 & Deuteronomy 22:5 & Matthew 23:9)."
"If your true god is the Pharisee Paul whose word is the one you truly live by but you turn a blind eye when he keeps and preaches the precise same thing as Christ (2 Thessalonians 2:3-12, Romans 2:11-12) you might be a Christian."
"If you idolize, worship, and venerate the "Virgin Mary - Queen of Heaven", a false godess that takes away the glory of God (Commandment #1) and which He detests and will punish (Jeremiah 7:18-20, Jeremiah 44:17-23), you might be a Christian."
"You might be a Christian if... you believe that preachers of Christ's Good News Law-keeping Gospel of the Kingdom of Heaven are false teaching Legalists."
"If you claim to believe in Christ but don't believe in keeping His commandments to enter the Kingdom of God despite His consistent and repeated instruction to keep them to inherit it (Matthew 19:16-17, Revelation 1:9, 6:9, 12:17, 14:12, 19:10, 20:4, 22:11-14), you might be a Christian."
"If your living room and bedroom table tops are adorned with wooden statuettes of "the virgin mary" and "saints" that violates God's 2nd commandment (Exodus 20:4) and that God hates (Jeremiah 10:8), you might be a Christian."
"If you believe Christ showed His love for you by dying on the cross for your sins but you don't need to show your love for Him by denying the keeping His commandments as He asks in return (John 14:21), you might be a Christian."
"If you believe God's Chosen are Lawless Christians and not the Law-keeping children of Israel, you might be a Christian."
"If you claim that the Law is dead but your greed is so great that you hold tight to the practice of Tithing despite the fact it ended with the destruction of the Temple and diaspora of the Levitical priesthood to whom it was given and conveniently ignore the fact it was never monetary but strictly agricultural (chosenofisrael.com/tithing-fraud.php), you might be a Christian."
"You might be a Christian if... you claim to follow the Word of God but instead of keeping Passover He commanded to keep forever (Exodus 12:14) you rather celebrate a fertility pagan feast with chocolate eggs and furry bunny rabbits (https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2010/apr/03/easter-pagan-symbolism) in "remembrance" of Christ's crucifixion and resurrection."
"If instead of celebrating the Feast of Tabernacles that lines up with Christ's birth you celebrate pagan Tammuz' birthday on December 25th (http://www.gilead.net/study/holidays/christmasorigin2.html) with pine fir trees, glitter and sparkling colored lights that God hates (Jeremiah 10:1-8), you might be a Christian,
"If you call keepers and preachers of Christ's Gospel judaizing legalists, you might be a Christian."
You might be a Christian if... you are in fact a convert to a Pharisee Lawless gospel (Matthew 23:15) and not a convert to the Son of God's Law-keeping Gospel.
"If you believe God's Chosen are Christians and not the children of Israel (Matthew 10:5-7, Matthew 15:24), you might be a Christian."
"If you believe God's New Covenant was established with Lawless Gentiles and not with the Law-keeping House of Israel in future New Jerusalem (Jeremiah 31:31-34, Micah 4:1-7), you might be a Christian."
"If you proudly wear a cross on your neck, or hang one on your wall despite the fact it breaks God's 2nd commandment against graven images (Exodus 20:4) or have its mark placed on your forehead for baptism or Lent (Revelation 13:16, Revelation 14:9) or when you pass a church despite the fact it was the torture and murder weapon used against the Son of God, you might be a Christian."
"You might be a Christian if... you defiantly ignore the warnings of practicing Lawlessness that leads to Destruction by Christ (Matthew 7:16-27, Luke 13:23-28), Paul (2 Thessalonians 2:3-12, Romans 2:12-13) and Peter (2 Peter 3:16-17)."
"If you call keepers and preachers of Christ's Gospel false teaching heretics, you might be a Christian."
"You might be a Christian if... you claim Pharisee Paul brought an end to the Law ("Judaizing") but turn a blind eye to the fact that after Moses, no other Bible writer is recognized for being more of a "Judaizer" than Paul who kept the Law of Moses (Acts 24:14), the Passover & Unleavened Bread Law of Moses feasts (Acts 20:4-6), circumcised Timothy according to the Law of Moses (Acts 16:3), kept the Sabbath according to the Law of Moses (Acts 17:2, 18:4), and preached the Law according to the Law of Moses (www.eliyah.com/protorah.html)."
If you ignore the fact there is no mention of any Christians, Lawless Gentiles, nor of anyone "saved by grace" or by "faith alone" in the Kingdom of God anwhere in the entire Bible, you might be a Christian."